Okay SO.
I was out running today, and I was like I'm going to go run on the bike trails in Hillandale. I stretched, put about a mile behind me on the old trail, and started to head into the woods. I got maybe half a mile in, and I heard this rustling, and it was really loud, so I was like what the hell? I looked over and saw two black cats, and a gray cat, staring at me. I was like oh hey kitty, and it growled at me. I mean growled. So I was like okay....creepy kitty, and ran away, and they watched me the entire time. Jesus. Now that that was behind me, I went running on the trails. I saw like 10 reasons I should have turned back. Someones jacket ripped and hanging on a tree, some kids screaming (turns out it was a kid and his parents and he skinned his knee) all the bark ripped off this one tree, one of those trees that has the banana shaped seed pods. Every single one laying dead in a circle. But I was just creeped out by the cats. About 5 minutes later (I ran for 45) I heard what I thought was that kid crying again. So I didn't pay any attention. But it kept going. I stopped and waited for the blood to stop pounding in my ears. Meow.....meow.....meow.meow.meow.meow. It started slow, then sounded like 5 or 6 of them. I knew I'd put at least 2 miles between me and them as I 'd run for about 15 minutes. Creepy! I'm heading back. It just kept getting louder, and I figured out the trail I was on, was the one I came in on. So I was like fuck. I hate cats. I'm just gonna run right past them. I whipped around the corner....and they stopped. So I stopped too. They just looked at me, with their little apple shaped heads tilted to the side. I was kind of annoyed so I started to run behind them, and they followed me with their beady little green eyes. I hit the edge of the woods and started on my way to finish the trail. I hadn't taken ten steps and I heard....meow! Meow! Meow! meowmeowmeowmeow! Jesus! Leave me alone. I finished the trail, and started to run home, and still kinda heard it in the distance. Bah. Cats. They're servants of the bloody system.
45 minutes. I'm proud of my self.

